Who Should--Or, Hell, Could--Be The New Conrad Birdie? [Casting Couches]

In the latest entry to the "everyone out of ideas" sweepstakes, there's trade-rag-worthy movement regarding the remake of Bye Bye Birdie, the beloved-by-me 1958 musical where a pop star decides to give his career a boost by giving a girl a smooch—on TV!—before he's shipped off to serve t...